On this day, thirteen years ago:
3. The bride could barely say her vows and half the
congregation thought she suddenly had cold feet;
4. The best man forgot the ring, the bride laughed
out loud on the pulpit, and the groom had to compose her;
5. The cheesy DJ got bitch-slapped by a bridesmaid;
6. The other best man brought the house down with
his speech;
7. The bridesmaids reminisced about crank-calling,
TP-ing, egging, and ding-dong ditching in their speeches;
8. The groom sipped scotch from a wine glass on the
dance floor;
9. The bride clung to her father for dear life on the dance floor;
10. The mother of the bride’s best friend fell on
her ass, also on the dance floor;
11. The maid of honor did the walk of shame through the hotel lobby (technically, it was the day after but she was still in her bridesmaid’s dress and her parents and all the out of town guests who were eating breakfast in the hotel saw her);
12. The bride looked around the room and saw everyone
she loved looking back at her;
13. Then looked into her groom’s eyes and said “I
do”.
Man, I wish we could do it again!
Thanks again for a great party, Mom and Dad!
And thanks for a great life, Dogger!
Happy Anniversary! Hope you get crunk
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